Showing posts with label Library. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Library. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

In the Room

A poem by James Thomson (1834-1882)
In his life, he penned under the name Bysshe Vanolis, 
and his greatest work is said to be 
"The City of Dreadful Night"
This piece, however, is my favourite of his.

"Ceste insigne fable et tragicque comedie."--RABELAIS

THE sun was down, and twilight grey
  Filled half the air; but in the room,
Whose curtain had been drawn all day,
  The twilight was a dusky gloom:
Which seemed at first as still as death,
  And void; but was indeed all rife
With subtle thrills, the pulse and breath
  Of multitudinous lower life.

In their abrupt and headlong way
  Bewildered flies for light had dashed
Against the curtain all the day,
  And now slept wintrily abashed;
And nimble mice slept, wearied out
  With such a double night's uproar;
But solid beetles crawled about
  The chilly hearth and naked floor.

And so throughout the twilight hour
  That vaguely murmurous hush and rest
There brooded; and beneath its power
  Life throbbing held its throbs supprest:
Until the thin-voiced mirror sighed,
  "I am all blurred with dust and damp,
So long ago the clear day died,
  So long has gleamed nor fire nor lamp."

Whereon the curtain murmured back,
  "Some change is on us, good or ill;
Behind me and before is black
  As when those human things lie still:
But I have seen the darkness grow
  As grows the daylight every morn;
Have felt out there long shine and glow,
  In here long chilly dusk forlorn."

The cupboard grumbled with a groan,
  "Each new day worse starvation brings:
Since he came here I have not known
  Or sweets or cates or wholesome things:
But now! a pinch of meal, a crust,
  Throughout the week is all I get.
I am so empty; it is just
  As when they said we were to let."

"What is become, then, of our Man?"
  The petulant old glass exclaimed;
"If all this time he slumber can,
  He really out to be ashamed.
I wish we had our Girl again,
  So gay and busy, bright and fair:
The girls are better than these men,
  Who only for their dull selves care.

"It is so many hours ago--
  The lamp and fire were both alight--
I see him pacing to and fro,
  Perturbing restlessly the night.
His face was pale to give one fear,
  His eyes when lifted looked too bright;
He muttered; what, I could not hear:
  Bad words though; something was not right."

The table said, "He wrote so long
  That I grew weary of his weight;
The pen kept up a cricket song,
  It ran and ran at such a rate:
And in the longer pauses he
  With both his folded arms downpressed,
And stared as one who does not see,
  Or sank his head upon his breast."

The fire-grate said, "I am as cold
  As if I never had a blaze;
The few dead cinders here I hold,
  I held unburned for days and days.
Last night he made them flare; but still
  What good did all his writing do?
Among my ashes curl and thrill
  Thin ghosts of all those papers too."

The table answered, "Not quite all;
  He saved and folded up one sheet,
And sealed it fast, and let it fall;
  And here it lies now white and neat."
Whereon the letter's whisper came,
  "My writing is closed up too well;
Outside there's not a single name,
  And who should read me I can't tell."

The mirror sneered with scornful pride,
  (That ancient crack which spoiled her looks
Had marred her temper), "Write and write!
  And read those stupid, worn-out books!
That's all he does, read, write, and read,
  And smoke that nasty pipe which stinks:
He never takes the slightest heed
  How any of us feels or thinks.

"But Lucy fifty times a day
  Would come and smile here in my face,
Adjust a tress that curled astray,
  Or tie a ribbon with more grace.
She looked so young and fresh and fair,
  She blushed with such a charming bloom,
It did one good to see her there,
  And brightened all things in the room.

"She did not sit hours stark and dumb
  As pale as moonshine by the lamp;
To lie in bed when day was come,
  And leave us curtained chill and damp.
She slept away the dreary dark,
  And rose to greet the pleasant morn;
And sang as gaily as a lark
  While busy as the flies sun-born.

"And how she loved us every one;
  And dusted this and mended that,
With trills and laughs and freaks of fun,
  And tender scoldings in her chat!
And then her bird, that sang as shrill
  As she sang sweet; her darling flowers
That grew there in the window-sill,
  Where she would sit at work for hours.

"It was not much she ever wrote;
  Her fingers had good work to do;
Say, once a week a pretty note;
  And very long it took her too.
And little more she read, I wis;
  Just now and then a pictured sheet,
Besides those letters she would kiss
  And croon for hours, they were so sweet.

"She had her friends too, blithe young girls,
  Who whispered, babbled, laughed, caressed,
And romped and danced with dancing curls,
  And give our life a joyous zest.
But with this dullard, glum and sour,
  Not one of all his fellow-men
Has ever passed a social hour;
  We might be in some wild beast's den."

This long tirade aroused the bed,
  Who spoke in deep and ponderous bass,
Befitting that calm life he led,
  As if firm-rooted in his place:
In broad majestic bulk alone,
  As in thrice venerable age,
He stood at once the royal throne,
  The monarch, the experienced sage:

"I know what is and what has been;
  Not anything to me comes strange,
Who in so many years have seen
  And lived through every kind of change.
I know when men are good or bad,
  When well or ill," he slowly said;
"When sad or glad, when sane or mad,
  And when they sleep alive or dead."

At this last word of solemn lore
  A tremor circled through the gloom,
As if a crash upon the floor
  Had jarred and shaken all the room:
For nearly all the listening things
  Were old and worn, and knew what curse
Of violent change death often brings,
  From good to bad, from bad to worse;

They get to know each other well,
  To feel at home and settled down;
Death bursts among them like a shell,
  And strews them over all the town.
The bed went on, "This man who lies
  Upon me now is stark and cold;
He will not any more arise,
  And do the things he did of old.

"But we shall have short peace or rest;
  For soon up here will come a rout,
And nail him in a queer long chest,
  And carry him like luggage out.
They will be muffled all in black,
  And whisper much, and sigh and weep:
But he will never more come back,
  And some one else in me must sleep."

Thereon a little phial shrilled,
  "Here empty on the chair I lie:
I heard one say, as I was filled,
  'With half of this a man would die.'
The man there drank me with slow breath,
  And murmured,'Thus ends barren strife:
O sweeter, thou cold wine of death,
  Than ever sweet warm wine of life.'"

"One of my cousins long ago,
  A little thing," the mirror said,
"Was carried to a couch to show,
  Whether a man was really dead.
Two great improvements marked the case:
  He did not blur her with his breath,
His many-wrinkled, twitching face
  Was smooth old ivory: verdict, Death.--"

It lay, the lowest thing there, lulled
  Sweet-sleep-like in corruption's truce;
The form whose purpose was annulled,
  While all the other shapes meant use.
It lay, the he become now it,
  Unconscious of the deep disgrace,
Unanxious how its parts might flit
  Through what new forms in time and space.

It lay and preached, as dumb things do,
  More powerfully than tongues can prate;
Though life be torture through and through,
  Man is but weak to 'plain of fate:
The drear path crawls on drearier still
  To wounded feet and hopeless breast?
Well, he can lie down when he will,
  And straight all ends in endless rest.

And while the black night nothing saw,
  And till the cold morn came at last,
That old bed held the room in awe
  With tales of its experience vast.
It thrilled the gloom: it told such tales
  Of human sorrow and delights,
Of fever moans and infant wails,
  Of births and deaths and bridal nights.

James Thomson


Saturday, January 19, 2013

SUMMER STORM



Lightning tears the sky in twain
Waves of white come crashing down
With fleeing forms in silver gown
As thunder bursts its blackened chain

Through the grass the waters drain
Their fingers gleam in lightning’s glow
They whisper as they sink below
Ghosts are riding on the rain.

--L.D.

(We all know who LD is, don't we? Sorry LD, couldn't resist posting this poem. The imagery is just too, too good, particularly after our latest thunderstorm.)

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Amazon Woohoo!!


Ladies and Gentlemen, Steampunk Holmes is now on Amazon!
Available in both Kindle and paperback formats, and shortly as an audiobook. (Sniff)
Link below:

http://www.amazon.com/Steampunk-Holmes-Legacy-Nautilus-Martin/dp/1780922469/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338424131&sr=8-1

Friday, October 7, 2011

The Bloody Vest


THE BLOODY VEST.

'Twas near the fair city of Benevent,
When the sun was setting on bough and bent,
And knights were preparing in bower and tent,
On the eve of the Baptist's tournament;
When in Lincoln green a stripling gent,
Well seeming a page by a princess sent,
Wander'd the camp, and, still as he went,
Inquired for the Englishman, Thomas a Kent.

Far hath he far'd, and farther must fare,
Till he finds his pavilion nor stately nor rare,—
Little save iron and steel was there;
And, as lacking the coin to pay armourer's care,
With his sinewy arms to the shoulders bare,
The good knight with hammer and file did repair
The mail that to-morrow must see him wear,
For the honour of Saint John and his lady fair.

"Thus speaks my lady," the page said he,
And the knight bent lowly both head and knee,
"She is Benevent's Princess so high in degree,
And thou art as lowly as knight may well be—
He that would climb so lofty a tree,
Or spring such a gulf as divides her from thee,
Must dare some high deed, by which all men may see
His ambition is back'd by his hie chivalrie.

"Therefore thus speaks my lady," the fair page he said,
And the knight lowly louted with hand and with head,
"Fling aside the good armour in which thou art clad,
And don thou this weed of her night-gear instead,
For a hauberk of steel, a kirtle of thread;
And charge, thus attir'd, in the tournament dread,
And fight as thy wont is where most blood is shed,
And bring honour away, or remain with the dead."

FYTTE SECOND.

The Baptist's fair morrow beheld gallant feats—
There was winning of honour and losing of seats;
There was hewing with falchions and splintering of staves—
The victors won glory, the vanquish'd won graves.
Oh, many a knight there fought bravely and well,
Yet one was accounted his peers to excel,
And 'twas he whose sole armour on body and breast
Seem'd the weed of a damsel when bound for her rest.

There were some dealt him wounds that were bloody and sore,
But others respected his plight, and forbore.
"It is some oath of honour," they said, "and I trow,
'Twere unknightly to slay him achieving his vow."
Then the Prince, for his sake, bade the tournament cease—
He flung down his warder, the trumpets sung peace;
And the judges declare, and competitors yield,
That the Knight of the Night-gear was first in the field.

The feast it was nigh, and the mass it was nigher,
When before the fair Princess low looted a squire,
And deliver'd a garment unseemly to view,
With sword-cut and spear-thrust, all hack'd and pierc'd through;
All rent and all tatter'd, all clotted with blood,
With foam of the horses, with dust, and with mud;
Not the point of that lady's small finger, I ween,
Could have rested on spot was unsullied and clean.

"This token my master, Sir Thomas a Kent,
Restores to the Princess of fair Benevent;
He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit,
He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit;
Through life's utmost peril the prize I have won,
And now must the faith of my mistress be shown:
For she who prompts knights on such danger to run
Must avouch his true service in front of the sun.

"'I restore,' says my master, 'the garment I've worn,
And I claim of the Princess to don it in turn;
For its stains and its rents she should prize it the more,
Since by shame 'tis unsullied, though crimson'd with gore.'"
Then deep blush'd the Princess—yet kiss'd she and press'd
The blood-spotted robes to her lips and her breast.
"Go tell my true knight, church and chamber shall show
If I value the blood on this garment or no."

And when it was time for the nobles to pass,
In solemn procession to minster and mass,
The first walk'd the Princess in purple and pall,
But the blood-besmear'd night-robe she wore over all;
And eke, in the hall, where they all sat at dine,
When she knelt to her father and proffer'd the wine,
Over all her rich robes and state jewels she wore
That wimple unseemly bedabbled with gore.

Then lords whisper'd ladies, as well you may think,
And ladies replied with nod, titter, and wink;
And the Prince, who in anger and shame had look'd down,
Turn'd at length to his daughter, and spoke with a frown:
"Now since thou hast publish'd thy folly and guilt,
E'en atone with thy hand for the blood thou hast spilt;
Yet sore for your boldness you both will repent,
When you wander as exiles from fair Benevent."

Then out spoke stout Thomas, in hall where he stood,
Exhausted and feeble, but dauntless of mood:
"The blood that I lost for this daughter of thine,
I pour'd forth as freely as flask gives its wine;
And if for my sake she brooks penance and blame,
Do not doubt I will save her from suffering and shame;
And light will she reck of thy princedom and rent,
When I hail her, in England, the Countess of Kent."


Extract from The Talisman, by Sir Walter Scott


Saturday, September 24, 2011

Library: Heidi

The timeless story by Johanna Spyri. I modified a special gift-edition version with beautiful engravings to a PDF format, and here it is.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Library: Harlequin and Columbine

This new addition to our erudite sphere is Booth Tarkington's "Harlequin and Columbine", a satirical short-story, written in 1921. I discovered it while doing the research for my future poetic para-traditional redition of the Harlequin and Columbine theme. I enjoyed this short story so much, I'm posting it here in the hopes you'll enjoy it as well.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

“Should I—or should I not—forgive?”

As told by Lillianna Angel Cummings

I have a story to tell you today. About what? Well, about love, and especially about forgiveness.

It began in 1970 when Sarah Perkins found a job as a secretary for an insurance company.

She had not worked there long before she realized she was falling in love. He was a traveling salesman for the same company; a shy, loner-type fellow named Brett Angel who never looked a person in the eye without turning a shade darker.

Love works wonders, as you all know. After a long (and rather awkward) courtship (for it took Brett a long time to finally be able to express his feelings for her), they were engaged, and then married.

Living together made many changes in their lives; they learned to depend and to be dependable; they learned how to take life as a wonderful challenge, and most of all, they learned to accommodate each other’s many faults and yet grow ever steadier in their love.

Sarah’s main challenge was to help her husband overcome his shyness. Twice he was nearly fired from the company because his introversion cost him many would-be customers. Sarah knew that her husband was very discouraged over his disability; thus she vowed to herself to help her husband see his own worth and bring up his self-esteem. However, even his weakness brought a measure of security for her, because she knew that he was especially shy around women.

One day, Brett was sent by his employers to another town to check out some prospective customers. Once again, however, his shyness intruded, and the expected order failed to come to pass. Over the phone in his dingy downtown hotel room, he received a mighty tirade from his boss, who ended it by warning Brett “never to set foot in the company again”. Brett was fired!

Back home, a friend of Sarah’s overheard the tirade and called her immediately, telling her what had happened. Shocked, Sarah made arrangements to go to that town and meet up with Brett, so that he wouldn’t have to be alone with this terrible disappointment.

Arriving in the next city a few hours later, as she made her way toward the hotel where Brett normally stayed, she beheld a horrid sight! There was Brett in the doorway of a tavern, drunk and garrulous, with his arm around a beautiful, scantily clad woman. Sarah watched in horror as Brett leaned over suddenly and passionately kissed the girl. The girl’s profession was obvious, but… Brett! Hot tears stung Sarah’s eyes and coursed down her cheek. Turning abruptly, without Brett even having noticed her presence across the street, she walked briskly back to the bus stop, boarding the next bus home.

The first thing she did back home was change the message on the phone’s answering machine. It said, “Brett, I saw you in that town. Can you come home soon, please? Sarah.”

One can imagine the horror and shock she felt. One would almost think she would hate Brett. Did she? How could she love such a man who could completely forget her and betray her in this way?! Only one thought remained in her mind: Should I—or should I not —forgive?

Brett arrived home the next night, just as expected. One look at his wife’s face told him immediately that she knew exactly what he had done. For a long moment, he stood at the doorway still holding his bags, their eyes locked. Aside their heaving chests neither moved at all; neither said a word.

Finally, Brett lowered his eyes. His eyes filled with remorseful tears. But before he could begin to stammer an apology, his wife’s arms opened into a welcoming embrace. Dropping his bags, he ran to her open arms. She buried her head in his shoulder, baptizing it with a steady unchecked flow of tears. Leaning closer, she managed, through her tears, to whisper in his ear,

“Honey, I’m so proud of you. You’ve overcome your shyness! Now you can get a better job and start over.”

By this, Sarah meant that she had forgiven and forgotten his wrongdoings.

As a result of this loving, forgiving act, Brett changed entirely. His inferiority complex vanished and he found an excellent job as a journalist. He and Sarah went on to raise 3 children to full maturity, before a car crash claimed both their lives in an instant.

One thing I know for certain: Brett Angel never betrayed Sarah’s trust again. I know because… he was my father, and Sarah, my mother.

She told me this story on my wedding day.

My mother taught me the most valuable counsel I have ever heard, and that is to forgive, for to love is to forgive, and to forgive is to love.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Essay on Writing an Essay

Essay on Writing an Essay

by Praise C. Martin, © 2004


A short prologue, by the author

This essay was written as a school project whilst in Switzerland, aged 17. I actually wrote it in two sittings, during breaks in dinner-prep. The first part is quite poorly executed, as I really had no idea what I was writing about (it was an experiment in ad-libitum writing) but it gets better as it goes along, once inspiration took over. Anyway, it's just a touch of silliness to brighten your day. Cheers! --P. C. Martin, 2010


A: Introduction


I: Why I’m writing an essay on writing an essay

Well, to begin with, I have a dream. See if you can guess... no, you’re wrong. It’s NOT to be done with this essay. My dream is to graduate from High School. Senior, if possible, but General will do for now.

SO! That’s my dream. Now, in order to complete this grand dream, I am, among other things, required to compose a grand total of 3 essays. This, of course, won’t get me much more than 3 credits, but at least it’s SOMETHING. Now, my only problem was to choose 3 topics. What to do?

Good thing Izzy was around. She inspired me to choose WRITING AN ESSAY as the topic for my essay. Plus, I figured that I could enlighten you, the reader, while I’m at it, with the knowledge of how to properly and correctly write an essay. So let us begin.


II: My feelings at this point in time

I just came back from get-out, so my hair is dirty and so are my clothes. The instant I’m done with this I’M IN THE SHOWER!! Sorry, had to yell that out to make sure no one takes the bathroom before I get there. My legs are hurting from get-out 8 days ago.

I‘m writing this while chewing on my favorite snack—a toothpick. I do believe I shall soon exhaust our Home’s supply of toothpicks one of these days. I’m also trying to decide what to write. Believe me, once I get started I won’t be able to stop... but you have to get me to start first. That can be tough.

Well anyway, back to how I feel about writing this didactic essay on how to write an essay. I feel... uh, I feel wonderful. God is good, life is fair, people here are wonderful, the Family is delightful, today is Chrissy’s birthday and tonight we’re gonna have a party! Yay. All that to say, I’m happy and well.


B: Getting Started


I: Doing warm-ups

Right, so, the essay. The essay on how to write an essay. Okay! Before we start, we must always, always do our warm-ups. This includes flicking each finger a number of times and grabbing a fresh toothpick to chew. Get up, stretch your back, stretch your toes, stretch your limbs, go to the bathroom, come back, and sit down in front of your notebook—or whatever you’ll write your essay on. Oh, run to the furthest tap and have a drink first. Better now? Good. So sit down, grab another toothpick, and let’s start. No, wait, you forgot your glasses. Go find them, take them out of their case, place them firmly on your nose, check the time, and then place your glasses’ case neatly in front of you. Done? Lovely. Let’s commence.


II: My daydreams

A good writer must have a muse. Uh... that’s 2 words, not one, by the way. I, personally, particularly enjoy simulating Shakespeare at work. Oooh, I can see it as I speak! Picture me, sitting at a table with a flourish, picking up my quill and clasping it to my breast, thrusting my eyes Heavenward and crying...

“Oh Love! (Pick up a fresh toothpick.) Why dost thou elude me! I must write thereof, but thy words escape me! (Scribble scribble) I must write a tale!—Of Love! Yes, yes... I must let the fires shoot from my pen!” (At this point flames shoot out of his pen.) “Props!” He yells loudly, “I said a FAKE fire-pen, not a real one! Now see what you’ve caused me to do to my fine handiwork (admittedly not much more than a collection of scribbles... but hey)! (Recall this lesson forever, dear readers: never, and again I say, NEVER use a genuine fire-pen to write an essay.) Let us recommence.

I imagine myself in a moonlit garden, under the balcony, behind which my object of passion is hidden in her darkened room. I call to her. No reply. I call again, louder. Still no reply. I fall on my knees (and this dramatically, with a hand clasped to the bosom, and the other raised high) in the soft grass under the starlit sky, weeping aloud for the heavens to swallow me up if my love does not requite this passion! At last a light turns on in the darkened alcove above me (pick up a fresh toothpick and scribble frantically on a sheet of paper, brow feverish and eyes anxious), I call out to her,

“Meggie, my love! Come forth upon thy balcony from thy chamber! I must see thy lovely countenance! I have so much my heart wishes to whisper, to shout forth to thee! Meggie, I must know! Dost thou love me? Meggie, pray, answer, I beseech thee!”

Suddenly a big huge woman with a nightcap, an apron and a rolling pin rushes out of the room and glares over the balcony.

“And ‘oo would be lookin’ for Meg at this time of the night? There ain’t nobody ‘ere bearin’ that name! Ye’re at the wrawng ‘ouse, mister! Now git movin’ and don’t make me come down! Shoo!”

(She advances menacingly, and he backs off hurriedly, profusely apologizing, then dashes off, red-faced, out of the garden, hopping over the low wall and losing a shoe in the process. He then stops on the sidewalk a ways away and checks the address Meggie’s best friend secretly gave him—after much tactful persuasion—at the last masquerade ball, where he’d implored her to aid him in winning Meggie’s hand and heart.)

“Ah me!” he cries at last, after patiently deciphering the hastily-scribbled note, “I’m on the wrong street!” His passion not being the least bit dampened, he marches bravely, minus one shoe, to the correct house and repeats his scene, under what he hopes to be the correct balcony. Ah, sweet Love! his love appears on the balcony, and, in a whirl of passion, and after inquiries concerning the nature and whereabouts of the missing shoe, she consents to fly away with him, and he whisks her away to a fairy-tale land, where Meggie and Sir Teacher live happily ever after...

TEACHER????!!? Um... hee hee, I was just, um, yeah, like, um, heh, MUSING,... um, yeah, that’s it... gulp?...


III: Wake-up blues

I’m now in a baaaad mood. Just got 3 black marks on the demerit chart. Two more and I’ll have two weeks worth of dishes lined up for me. And all because of daydreaming... musing. Yes, boys and girls, musing is NOT what you should be doing during school time. My teacher ordered me to learn 25 Bible verses about not letting my mind wander, and now I have the song “Shoo Shoo Daydream” running through my head... oh woe is me.

But hey, I’m sure glad I’M not Sir what’s-his-name, singing serenades in the middle of the night to the wrong house... ooh, talk about how many demerits I’d get if I did that—ouch! I’d be on dishes until next Christmas! Well, let’s get started with the actual facts and how-to’s of writing an essay.


C: Choosing My Words and Laying Out


I: To begin with

Have you chosen your theme yet? Hrmm? No? Well, choose one now. Pick something sensible, such as, the life story of some infamous fiddle... uh, no, I meant famous infidel—or great man or woman of God; or perhaps how to grow carrots, or how babies are made (not for little eyes and ears), or whatever other subject you so desire.

Research your topic extensively, taking notes of essential facts and figures, and all appropriate details. Organize and lay them out in an orderly fashion, and then get started! I find it practical to make a simple outline. It helps me not to get off on too many tangents... um, sometimes, at least.


II: Continuation

You must now start writing. This is when you must (pick up a new toothpick—your last one has long since worn out) cross your fingers and bow your head and implore, claiming the almighty and powerful KEYS, that your essay be speedily over with and written with masterful genius and, most importantly, lively, not tedious, truthfulness. Now—this part gets a bit tricky—notice that your spine is curvable. Hunch your shoulders and lower your head so that it is no farther than 3 inches away from your paper. Make sure your back is in a perfect C-curvature. This is the surest and best way to strain your eyes and get a really, really big backache. I’d sit straight and keep my head a little higher if I were you. That’s perfect. Now, hold your pencil between your thumb and first 2 fingers, curling the other remaining fingers in the palm of your hand (and you can quiver and shiver slightly in anticipation of the tête-à-tête... uh, the actual ‘pen-to-paper’ showdown).


III: Grande Finale!

Hours pass. You scribble frantically, furiously, gloriously!—Then you go back and erase about half of what you just wrote. The seasons change, and still you write. You write, and you write, and you write. You remain devoted to your essay. You dream of it at night, you long to finish it soon, you work with burning passion, your teacher presses you to complete it, and you ready yourself to read it aloud to a class full of snoozing fellow-students. You are glued to your essay, until... finally... it is done! It’s complete! You read it over one last time, and then collapse, thoroughly spent with your expenditure of energy. Your many years of total devotion to your essay have finally paid off: it is finished at long last. The great day comes in which you stand up before thousands of students, teachers, the school board, mom, dad, the president and her husband Bill—and you read your essay, aloud and dramatically, correctly intoning and emoting every word and nuance. Then you bow as the crowd gives you a standing ovation. You raise your eyes Heavenward, and, with a twinkle in your eye, picture yourself ticking off one box from your 80-square credit chart, and you descend and fondly place your treasured essay in an illuminated glass vault in the center of the School’s Hall of Momentoes, then turn to firmly shake your teacher’s hand. Teacher?! Oops, there go another 2 demerits for daydreaming... see you at the dishline!


Thursday, December 2, 2010

Library: Hornblower by C. S. Forester

My latest acquisition:
The complete "Hornblower" collection, by C. S. Forester. It details the heroic deeds of that fabulous sea captain and naval officer of His Majesty's Navy, Horatio Hornblower, principally during the late 17's and early 1800's.
This riveting series was the source of the award-winning 1998-2003 British miniseries by the same name, starring Ioan Gruffudd and Robert Lindsay. However, the TV series only covered the first few books, and dear Horatio goes on to live a long and prosperous life beyond that. Anybody interested? Here's where you can get the books:

And remember, if you would like to acquire any of the books from my library, but cannot for whatever reason access them via the links, please let me know, and I'll be happy to send them to you directly. Cheers and more cheers!!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Library: Mere Christianity

Yesterday, I opened my email account, and there was a letter from my mom. "Cherie," it said, "As a BIG favor, would you be able to find the book 'Mere Christianity' by C.S. Lewis, and send it to me in a file rather than by mediafire?"
Her reasons for the latter, she said, was that since her internet connection in Madagascar is painfully slow and very costly, out-of-the-way and bulky storage sites like mediafire are inaccessible.
So I acquired the book for her, and then I thought, hmmm... must be good. I had a quick read of it and convinced myself that it's an excellent book, one which I intend to study in the very near future; and worth sharing with you here on this site.
Nevertheless, I want to state here for the record, that if anyone has any trouble downloading a file from my site, or if you'd like to acquire something that seems impossible to find, please let me know, and I'll be happy to send it to you, in the case of the former, or do my best to acquire it for you, in the latter case. And sharing interesting books and literary pieces for the edification of the whole, is, of course, the purpose behind this library and vintage depot. I love you!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Library: The Importance of Being Earnest

This is a very interesting 3-act play by Oscar Wilde--absolutely blooming hilarious. Have a good laugh, but don't forget to be earnest...

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Library: Every Living Thing

The fifth and final in our series of audiobooks by James Herriot, read by Christopher Timothy. Simply splendid! I'm going to miss my nightly listening sessions, sniff. Love you and hope y'all enjoy it!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Library: The Lord God Made Them All

And here is the second-to-last part of the series. It's a good deal of fun, though since the chapters jump back and forth in sequence, it takes a bit to get used to it. Some really funny parts, like chapter 26 for example, heeheehee! Great for a good giggle.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Library: All Things Wise and Wonderful

Here is All Things Wise and Wonderful, the third volume of the acclaimed series by James Herriot, veterinary surgeon in the Yorkshire dales in the '30s. Read by Christopher Timothy--great bunches of fun! Each chapter stands out on its own as an individual masterpiece. Here's the link:

Monday, November 1, 2010

Library: All Things Bright and Beautiful

Here's the second book in the series by renowned vet James Herriot, this one titled 'All Things Bright and Beautiful.'

I've been listening to a few chapters of the series per day, usually in place of the customary drama tape while Floppy goes to bed and I nurse the woosel to sleep--well written, and properly read, too. I'm halfway through the third book now, so it won't be long before I post that one up too.
Oh by the way, for some strange reason the ebooks and the audiobooks are misaligned--that is, the chapters do not correspond correctly. I think it's because some editions divide James Herriot's series into four books, each titled after a stanza of Cecil Alexander's famous poem; other editions divide the books into 8 or 9 volumes, with different titles. The content is all there, of course, just not in the same order.
So, and this is my firm suggestion, SCREW THE EBOOKS, as they are badly transcribed anyway, and stick with the audiobooks, which are cleverly and wonderfully read by Christopher Timothy, a grand master of his art.
Makes me feel like downing a pint of bitter myself. Anyway, cheerio!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Library: All Creatures Great and Small

Here is a little treat: the first of a series of books by James Herriot, a Scottish veterinary surgeon in the Yorkshire moors in the 1930's. The audio books are read by Christopher Timothy, with the proper accents and all... a real treat.
The ebooks are included too, but they're very poor quality transcriptions, I'm sorry to say. Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy this series of books as much as I did. I'll continue posting the subsequent books as I upload them. Here's the link to the first one,
All Creatures Great and Small:

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Library: Tommy and Tuppence Series


As all who are acquainted with yours truly surely must know, I dearly enjoy Agatha Christie. Her novels, that is. She is the unparalleled, unrivaled crime queen; and while Poirot is my undisputed hero, Tommy and Tuppence follow closely in my order of preference.
I've collected their books into a folder for your reading pleasure.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Library: The Little World of Don Camillo

Here's a fun addition to the bookshelf. The Little World of Don Camillo, by Giovanni Guareschi, was popularized by a series of 1950s films starring Fernandel and Gino Cervi.
The main characters are Don Camillo, the village priest, and Peppone, the blustery communist mayor of the town--and Don Camillo's huge crucifix, his best friend and conscience, through which he hears the voice of Jesus.
My dad sent me this book some months ago, and I enjoyed a hearty roaring-with-merriment evening. And so I want to share the same with you. This book would be a wonderful bonding activity, with several people reading the different characters. I will look for the sequels and post them when I find them. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Library: Beauty - A Retelling of the Story of Beauty and the Beast

I would like to dedicate the transcription of this wonderful book to my cherished little sister Laura.
I've tried to remain as faithful as possible to the layout and fonts used in my paperback copy of the book; the vectors included in the book were impossible to obtain, so I left them out altogether; it in no way detracts from the story itself.--Robin McKinley won several prizes for this book, which I wholeheartedly believe were very deserved.
Please forgive me if I've overlooked any typos; even the most experienced of proofreaders have been known to miss some mistakes, particularly when working late at night with a bouncing baby on their knees.--I hurried, Laura, to get the book to you as soon as I could.
I love you so much, and pray you enjoy the book as much as I do.
You'll find it following this link: